Shannon |
| Nickname : |
Princess |
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| Position : |
All but hooker |
| Height : |
It's all in the mind. |
| Birthplace : |
Grantsville, WV |
| Rookie Year : |
A very long time ago. |
| Occupation : |
Army contractor |
| Education : |
B.S. & M.S.: Radford University |
| Rugby Achievement : |
You'll have to read my autobiography entitled "Better than your average Flapjack, the trials and tribulations of Princess Plumhole." It promises to sell hotter than pancakes! |
| Rugby Goal : |
Discover the fountain of youth and play for/on the VRU All Star Team - I'd also love to see our team win the MARFU Championship. |
| Favorite Beverage : |
These days, I'm into namby pamby girly drinks - I'll order a Hard Lemonade when ponying up to any given bar |
| Other Interests : |
Flogging Molly; Washing my car: tending to my pussies; cleaning toilets; holding fellow teammates captive in my home as I force them to watch every film aspect of Moulin Rouge and Lord of the Rings and then give a pop quiz at th end of each viewing... I also have a special affinity for double knit green checkered polyester pantsuits. |
| Childhood Hero : |
The girl that did Deep Throat - what talent! Oh look! I'm speechless, talk amongst yourselves...here's a topic... A peanut is neither a Pea, nor a Nut. Discuss... |
| Quote : |
"Ya'll don't understand, it's like I have a fluttering butthole"...(said while making furtive hand movements reminiscent of butterflies) |
| Claim to Fame : |
Too numerous to detail within confines of River Women Website! Get to know me personallyÉ |